your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks
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wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”
stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year
uh oh
It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it
Edna Mode has all the vibes of a villain but is actually good and that is why she is one of the greatest characters in any super hero movie.
“So you don’t know where he is… Would you like to find out?” The timing, the delivery, the undercurrent of smugness that she was right all along. The temptation. And that isn’t even her only great villain line!
“You know I’m retired from hero work.”
“As am I Robert, and yet here we are.”
Absolutely iconic.
Edna’s a hero with villain vibes and Syndrome’s a villain with hero vibes
“Yeah [we have remained friends ever since touring together]. I just think this photo is so funny. I look so big and awkward. [On whether he still texts with Taylor] Yeah. I am always asking her for advice on music. The last time we texted was maybe a month ago, so whatever that counts for as still texting. [When asked about Joe] I’ve never personally met Joe, but he looks like a sweet guy. I’m lying a little bit? Yeah, there’s something… I mean, he’s kinda got a little bit of a villain look about him. I mean, he looks like a nice guy but he like at any movement could turn into a villain, you know? He’s got really blue eyes and I struggle with eyes that blue. Like, I find easier to trust brown eyes. I just talked way too much about him.”
– Shawn Mendes talks about his friendship with Taylor and his impression of the Joe’s picture (Vanity Fair’s Lie Detector Test, September 20th 2021)
Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.
What is Post+
(rewritten ((more elegantly)) from my posts Monday because I didn't realize the NDA I was under about this ran until Wednesday at 10am)
So as part of the tumblr beta program, I was able to get an early look at a feature that launches today, Post+. It's basically a subscription feature that allows users to make paid exclusive content. A user sets up a monthly price ($4, $6, or $10) and in return, people that become supporters of that blog get access to exclusive posts which could range from anything to extra art, video content, or in my case written pieces.
In order to subscribe you simply click on a blog with the Post+ feature enabled (indicated by a blue seal shown below) and click support:
Which will bring you to a page that looks like this:
Which will then take you to a billing page. Cancel any time.
I've mentioned previously that tumblr has had an on-blog-advertising feature 'in the works' for the past few years, but as it's yet to release, this is the only option creators really have at the moment for making revenue. I know paying for things like this tends to rub people the wrong way but hey. I just got out of rehab. I have medical bills. I just had to quit one of my jobs. This way, instead of making donation posts, I can offer content in return.
My non exclusive content will not change in any way. I will still make you look at my shitposts.
Bonus content from me, specifically, would look like educational articles, probably on the topic of astronomy or whatever random rabbit hole I've gone down recently.
“Oh honey you know what the worst part is? Now there’s a good chance we’re gonna have to kill you in front of your wife.”
DnD podcast called second best casually delivering one of the most epic beat down lines ever.
sgdlrthinker
